Something... and Half of Something: Playing with Poo

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February 20, 2005

Playing with Poo

The Germans are on poo patrol. I keep wanting to be pissed off about this, but deep down, I really just want to laugh. It is just so damn stupid.

Police in Germany are hunting pranksters who have been sticking miniature US flags into piles of dog poo in public parks.

Jeepers. I wonder how that idea came about, and what kind of drugs were involved. What will the moonbats think of next?

The series of incidents was originally thought to be some sort of protest against the US-led invasion of Iraq.

And then when it continued it was thought to be a protest against President George W. Bush's campaign for re-election.

But it is still going on and the police say they are completely baffled as to who is to blame.

"We have sent out extra patrols to try to catch whoever is doing this in the act," said police spokesman Reiner Kuechler.

"But frankly, we don't know what we would do if we caught them red handed."

Charge them with littering maybe? Oh how ridiculous these poor pathetic excuses for human beings are, they want to be noticed so badly that they will do anything, anything for attention.

Posted by LindaSoG at February 20, 2005 08:14 AM


Comments

Wouldn't that be "<i>brown</i> handed?" I mean, unless there was some severe gastro-intestinal disorder involved...

Posted by: Bill at February 20, 2005 09:43 PM


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