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June 23, 2005
The Genetics of a Moonbat
There have been many definitions and descriptions of what makes a "moonbat" a moonbat:
"Irrational and mentally unstable persons of a decidedly liberal political affiliation."
"Someone on the extreme edge of whatever their -ism happens to be."
"Wild-eyed hippy tree-hugging ueberliberals. Someone who sacrifices sanity for the sake of consistency"
Still, even if you don't know what a moonbat is, surely you will know what one looks like:
But, If you really want to know what a moonbat is, you will have to go to an expert, and that would be the Skipper of Barking Moonbat Early Warning System.
Lots of additional information about moonbats and their antics can be found at Moonbattery.
And now, thanks to advanced, scientific research, we find out that while what the Skipper says is true, they are indeed moonbats, it turns out that its not their fault.
That's right. It turns out they are moonbats because of a genetic defect for which they are not responsible, and in fact, they can blame their parents for it, like everyone else. In true David Berkowitz tradition (of course, David blamed the neighbor's dog for his decidedly anti-social behavior as Son-as-Sam but its really the same thing), moonbats can now blame someone else for their insanity.
So, next time you are confronted by a dirty, smelly, ranting, raving, flag burning, patchouli reeking, troop hating, Bush bashing, liberal moonbat, don't blame it for its anti-social, anti-American behavior.
Blame their parents for the fact that they betray, prostitute, corrupt, shame, and weaken this nation time and time again.
Liberalism... its not just a mental disease, its a genetic mental disease.
Should we be concerned? I think not. After all, every year in the United States of America, these dirty, smelly, ranting, raving, flag burning, patchouli reeking, troop hating, Bush bashing, pro-choice liberal moonbats kill off 1.3 million of their own offspring as a matter of convenience.
So, if the mental disease known as liberalism is indeed genetic, eventually, and hopefully, the moonbat will kill itself off and inconvenience us no more.
Moonbat Photos provided by ZombieTime, except the last one.
Posted by LindaSoG at June 23, 2005 09:22 AM
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Posted by: Koukla at July 7, 2005 05:49 PM