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November 26, 2005
Dear George
George Clooney has declared the past 12 months to be the worst year of his life, after dealing with death, depression and health problems. Bummer.
One highlight of his tale of woe: he found his dog with a rattlesnake wrapped around its neck, grabbed a baseball bat and beat the snake. In the process of beating the snake to death, he killed the dog the dog died. Yes folks, a rattlesnake, which is a viper and not a constrictor, tried to suffocate poor George's dog. In a land where there are no rattlesnakes.
Poor George. I am sure you will want to send him a message, you know, help cheer him up, like these good people:
Since our very lives hinge on how you feel George, I beg of you to move - to say France. You'll fit right in.
But wait... there's more...
George Clooney is suffering from depression?? Wasn't it George Clooney who was ridiculing and mocking Charleston Heston for having alzheimer's disease a year or so ago? Just goes to show, what goes around, comes around.
and...
After a year of absolute idiocy coming from you concerning MY country and MY President, the chance of you getting ANY sympathy from me is BELOW ZERO. You do absolutely nothing more than offend me with each and every word you mumble. I will NOT say I am glad you had a "bad" year, (bad karma) but I will say I do not feel badly for you in any shape or form. As a disguisting Liberal I am sure this will offend you, but GOD BLESS. (and by "GOD" I mean JESUS CHRIST)
and...
That's what Clooney gets for being a pussy commie his whole adult life.
I sure hope George gets his messages. I might make a comment myself, if I could stop laughing long enough to do so. Maybe later...
Posted by LindaSoG at November 26, 2005 05:17 PM
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Thanks for sharing this bit of levity, maybe the propaganda machine will make a "Docudrama" about poor George's life. My message to George is this: Sympathy lies in the dictionary between Shit an Syphillis and that is all you'll get from me.
Posted by: Jack at November 26, 2005 11:38 PM
Linda,
"I beg of you to move - to say France. You'll fit right in."
Even Canada would be better for the poor thing.
From my perspective though the Antarctic circle seems like good place for our Georgie Boy.
It is very trendy, it's politically correct to defend it from.. from y'know, George Bush for example and above all it would keep George really cool.
Posted by: Felis at November 27, 2005 06:44 AM