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September 15, 2004
More Eff'n Promises
Oh puleeze.
The Great Pretender is at it again, this time in Milwaulkee.
"I will fight a smarter, more effective war on terrorism than George Bush,"
"I will make America safe. I defended this country as a young man and I will not hesitate to defend it as president of the United States."
Really? As a young man, he committed atrocities, remember? He blew up rice silos, he shot up villages and he burned them down, and he killed farm animals and pets. Does that mean we were in peril from the goats and chickens in Vietnam? How did that make us safe?
"It's not just making big decisions - that's the requirement of being president. It's making the right decisions. And when you make the wrong decisions, standing up and saying, 'We made a mistake.'"
And just what big decisions has The Great Pretender made that we should believe him capable of making another? Sorry, but what color the bike and the matching accessories should be does not qualify as a big decision, nor does deciding which SUV to drive. And what mistake did we make? We haven't made any mistakes, after all, we haven't elected his sorry butt.
So just when is the The Great Pretender going to give us a little hint about exactly how he intends to accomplish these things? I still haven't received my secret decoder ring, although I hear they will be available in Cambodia just in time for Christmas.
Come on John. Give a us hint... just a hint... Oh never mind.
Let me tell you my plan to fight a smart, effective war on terror. It's the same plan I will use to make America safer.
I am going to vote for George W. Bush.
Posted by LindaSoG at September 15, 2004 09:18 PM