Something... and Half of Something: Free John Kerry's 180!!

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May 31, 2005

Free John Kerry's 180!!

Its been one hundred and twenty-one days since John Kerry promised to sign his 180.

MR. RUSSERT: Would you sign Form 180?

SEN. KERRY: Yes, I will.

And suddenly... During an interview with the Boston Globe, Kerry was asked if had signed Form SF 180, authorizing the Department of Defense to grant access to all his military records. And Kerry said...

"I have signed it," Kerry said. Then, he added that his staff was "still going through it" and "very, very shortly, you will have a chance to see it."

But... where is it? It's been eleven days since you said you signed it John Kerry, where is the 180?? Who has it? When will we see it? Alas and alas... Kerry's 180 is still MIA.

Did John Kerry sign his 180? I'll believe it when I see it.

So? We are writing a bit of poetry to entertain ourselves while we wait. My bit of prose:

John Kerry, he is such a liar
I'll keep his feet to the fire
for a hero he is not
despite the medals he got
He's stuck in the honesty quagmire

and there's this from Caosblog:

Mr. Kerry, you gave us your word
Which thousands of Americans heard
On meet the press tv
Won’t you set free
The records that you have incurred?

Set that 180 free John Kerry
Before the nation gets even more scarey
You never can tell
What righwingers from hell
Can do if you don’t answer our query.

Tom sent me this:

Free your ‘180′, John Kerry!
You said you’d release it, when queried…
We will never forget!
Your word is your debt!
Forever, you can’t keep it buried!

and the one and only Trike gave us this:

Stack the wood ever higher
and keep the heat without tire
for such must be his lot
until through time he gets to rot
that wannabe-hasbeen Squire

Got a poem in ya? Send it here and I'll link you! Yes, feel free to join in the fun... and... if you are a blogger, join us in spreading the word every Tuesday, the more the merrier!!

FREE KERRY'S 180!!!!!!!!!

Posted by LindaSoG at May 31, 2005 07:45 AM

Comments

Once again, an issue divides the Empiricists and the Fantasists. On the one hand are those who just want to see one piece of evidence that Jean Fraud sKerry actually filled out and signed the thing.

And on the other a buncha folks chanting "I believe, I believe, I... " thinking somehow Dinkleberry will fly again.

Posted by: David at May 31, 2005 03:02 PM

If this poetry doesn't reduce Hanoi John to submission, I don't know what will.

Posted by: Van Helsing at May 31, 2005 05:36 PM