Something... and Half of Something: What a Pathetic Little Jackass

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May 21, 2005

What a Pathetic Little Jackass

First, that shitty website, and the faking his own death, and blaming it on our military, no, that wasn't enough for the jackass.

In the pursuit of fame and, well, fame, the jackass got his ass kicked on Hannity, hell, compared to Crook, even Colmes seems smart.

What a Twat!

Yup, Hannity and Colmes showed this pathetic little PoS to be exactly what he is, an asshole in a cheap suit.

I took a little peek at his pathetic little website and read his pathetic little whines about how poorly he has been treated...

Tonight I appeared on the show Hannity and Colmes.

What a couple of ignorant, rude jerks. For once, I tried to address the e-mails that I get, and at least try to bring facts. I tried to raise the issues with salaries/benefits, and the entire compensation package, but they both interrupted me, calling me "heartless" and "cruel", among other things.

They wouldn't even let me get much of a word in edgewise; I had to force the proper name of the site into the conversation.

I was very disappointed that these two wouldn't even give me a chance to speak my side. I think that this interview was meant to be nothing more than an "attack that evil bastard with the mean site" interview, as opposed to having anything to do with facts.

These two make me sick, and they have no interest in facts. Of course, considering the content of each of their radio shows, I'm not complaining..just observing. I knew what the possible outcome was, and I certainly got it. Touche.

All in all though, I'm glad I got a chance to at least try to get my side out. Maybe a credible journalist would let me do an interview in a fair forum, where both sides can be aired.

Anyway, I'm happy with it, insult all you losers like.

Aw. Wake up shithead, no one is interested in what you consider to be facts, except maybe what's left of the looney left after you got your asses kicked last November.

it appears that crook's little fan club is deserting him for being the pathetic little jackass that he is... this is also from crook's website, titled "In my defense...." (and no, I am still not giving that piece of shit a link, email me if you want one).

I guess I have to respond to some of the e-mail messages I've been getting regarding my interview on Hannity and Colmes yesterday.

I realize, on review of the tape, that it looks like I'm not standing my ground, but here's what happened from my point of view...

This was my first interview on that side of the camera. I've worked in the TV industry, so I'm perfectly at home behind the scenes. I had a few minutes to prepare my thoughts, with the expectation that Hannity and Colmes would at least give me somewhat of a fair hearing, that is..say my piece. Rather than do that, they chose to just barrage me with insults and quite honestly, I was caught off guard. The nervousness of being on Fox News Channel, combined with expecting a fair forum and getting beat up on right out of the gate caused my mind to just go blank.

I did not mean in any way to imply that they were correct in saying the troops are the reason I have freedom of speech, because they don't. My taxes give me that right; screw the troops.

In any event, I have been treated a lot nicer by radio show hosts, and in retrospect, I should have been more agressive, but the bottom line is this: they didn't bring me on to be fair, they brought me on to make me look like a jerk, and just pelt me with insults. So be it. I'm not upset about it, I just realize that this is what makes Hannity and Colmes feel more powerful. Twisting free speech to suit themselves, and not give others (not just me..they've done this to many others) a chance to respond to their rudeness.

But they were correct in one thing: I am heartless and cruel and damn proud of it.

Out.

Yep. A pathetic little jackass who's only claim to fame is being a heartless and cruel to the very people to whom he owes his freedom?

That makes you a low down piece of shit asshole in my book crook, so go piss up a rope, okay? Here's a news flash for ya... no one cares about you, no one.

You had your fifteen minutes of fame, you are now hated and despised by all decent thinking people.

Coming soon: You can find the video of the asskicking at Vince Aut Morire.

UPDATE: The Truth About Michael Crook.

Posted by LindaSoG at May 21, 2005 01:05 AM


Comments

This was the funniest interview on Hannity and Colmes that I've ever seen. It is rare that you see both of them on the same side, but even Alan Colmes couldn't find anything redeeming about Crook. Behind the curtain of the internet, he can say things with conviction, when people can see him for who he is, he can't even think about holding his own!

Posted by: Merri at May 21, 2005 09:22 AM


i came across your website only recently, but i love the stuff u post. i come back every day now to see just how hilarious and entertaining it can be.

thanks for the laughs with the conservative slant. keep up the good work!

Posted by: Nate at May 21, 2005 12:20 PM