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November 14, 2005
Never Again!
To the President of the United States: France is overrun with militant muslims and is on the brink of surrender. Should France request help, I urge you to take one of these two options: (1) Stay up that night to watch live coverage of the surrender, or (2) Tape it and watch it the next day.
According to the American Battle Monuments Commission:
- There are 26,255 Yankee dead from World War I buried in 4 cemeteries in France.
- There are 30,426 American dead from World War II buried in 6 cemeteries in France.
These 56,681 brave American heroes died in their youth to liberate a country which is guilty of shameful unspeakable behavior in the 21st century. That's more than enough American blood spilled for those ungrateful, selfish bastards.
Q. How do you say "Give me liberty or give me death!" in French?
A. I give up.Q. How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?
A. Nobody knows. It's never been tried.Q. What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up?
A. The French Army.
Let France reap what it has sown.
Posted by LindaSoG at November 14, 2005 07:38 AM
Comments
Just out of curiosity, what is the "unspeakable" behavior of France. I can see perhaps the shameful part, but the unspeakable?
Posted by: Sean Braisted at November 14, 2005 11:47 AM
Some are to be deported, but to where? Iran?
Great post, Linda.
Posted by: Chevy Rose at November 14, 2005 12:48 PM
What is the unspeakable behavior Sean?
How about refusing to outlaw terrorist organizations such as Hamas and Hezzbollah?
How about participation in the Oil for Food scandal?
Posted by: LindaSoG at November 14, 2005 01:31 PM
Only 284 vehicles torched last night compared to 374 the night before. Chirac crawled out from under his bed after 16 days.
The French are kicking some ass.
Posted by: Tomslick at November 14, 2005 01:35 PM
Hey Chevy, thanks, and good to see you.
Interesting that Chirac says he's gonna deport the "radicals" out of France.
Won't be many people left there if he does.
Posted by: LindaSoG at November 14, 2005 07:30 PM
"The French are kicking some ass."
Ha! Yeah Tom, sure they are! Kicking ass and taking no prisoners.
Posted by: LindaSoG at November 14, 2005 07:31 PM
On Monday evening the far-right leader Jean-Marie le Pen led a protest against France's immigration laws.
Addressing a crowd of about 300 National Front supporters he criticised France's immigration policies.
"We let in 10 million foreigners over 30 years - it's wild insanity. No country can handle that invasion," Mr Le Pen said.
He said that France was now "paying the bill" for its "mad and criminal immigration from the Third World."
Paying the bill alright, about 1 billion to reward criminals,,,,,great policy !
Seems like this guy has at least a faint clue. Funny how even the right wing in france does everything to sidestep that M word.
Speaking of immigration policy, this sounds a bit familiar.
Posted by: Tomslick at November 14, 2005 08:26 PM
http://www.moonbattery.com/archives/2005/11/good_news_from.html#comments
Check out Van Helsings for this pic of Chirac.
That must be the funniest thing I have seen in quite some time.
Posted by: Tomslick at November 15, 2005 02:38 PM
Any truth to the rumor that Chirac has requested/invited German troops to take over and restore order to Paris...?
Posted by: oceanguy at November 15, 2005 04:03 PM
Ya know oceanguy, I wouldn't be at all surprised.
Posted by: LindaSoG at November 15, 2005 09:07 PM
Except the French are freer than we in America (or the "contractors" responsible for Abu Ghraib) will ever be...
Don't speak for me when you attack other nations. I'm a real American, who hates the neocons and am happy to see them go down in flames....
Posted by: hashfanatic at November 16, 2005 12:21 AM
Ah. a drug induced comment from "hashfanatic." Isn't that special.
keep sucking that bong buddy.
Posted by: LindaSoG at November 16, 2005 09:50 AM