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February 26, 2006
Of Mice and Moonbats
At some point during the deep dark night, an evil and demented moonbat spirit took possession of the body and soul of my mouse. Yes its true. When I got up this morning, the transformation was complete and my formerly trustworthy mouse had gone moonbat, refusing to slide to the right.
It was horrible to see my former mouse struggle against this evil spirit, as it valiantly tried to throw the demon moonbat off. It actually succeeded a few times, and was able to give me a short slide to the right, but alas, the demon exerted itself. I performed surgery but it didn't help. The demon finally overcame the spirit of my poor mouse and it would go right no more.
I'm afraid I had no choice but to put my poor mouse out of its misery by first throwing it against the wall and then stomping on it. Now my mouse is dead and hopefully, the demon died with it. One can't be too sure though, and so, I am playing a tape of Bush's Inauguration speech, just in case.
Posted by LindaSoG at February 26, 2006 08:34 AM
Comments
What kind of mouse are you using now, Linda? :)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mouse_%28computing%29#Optical_versus_mechanical_mice
Posted by: EveningStar at February 26, 2006 07:31 PM
Zell Miller took care of the demon in my keyboard after it's sudden death a few months ago! Are you wireless? That should keep the "moonbat" connection from feeding into your mouse?! ;-D
Posted by: chrys at February 26, 2006 08:53 PM
Well ES, I went and got a plain old regular mouse, very similar to the old one. Its what I'm used to.
Posted by: LindaSoG at February 26, 2006 10:34 PM
I went with the old fashioned kind Chrys, what can I say?
Posted by: LindaSoG at February 26, 2006 10:38 PM