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That sure brought back old memories, this is typical of the things I saw in Vietnam, I was in transportation and had the same things happen, if you stop they'll swarm you and steal anything not nailed down then boobytrap what's left. They're kids doing what their parents or elders encourage them to do. I've fished frags out of my gastank with the spoon taped down and the pin pulled, also found the same trick placed inside the glovebox, or explosives placed under the fifthwheel you have to have your wits about you at all times. That punk kid can and will kill you just as dead as that adult packing a weapon. American rules of engagement don't permit retaliation, I wish they did.

You think that's rough, try carrying mail in North Omaha.

Thats some of the funniest shit I have seen in a long time.
This guy wanted to blast a misguided child for rock throwing.
Now believe me I love and support my troops and I am a vet to boot, but that was some funny shit.

My perscription to this would be call home and order a paint ball gun and have a field day.
Use red paint and tell them it's pigs blood.
I dont know if you can make your own paint balls but if so, pigs blood makes a nice color.