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April 15, 2006
John Kerry - Easy Rider
John Kerry Roughing it with Butler
Sen. John Kerry said yesterday that he recently took a trip where he slept every night in his truck - accompanied only by his motorcycle, a friend and his butler, "Marvin."
Asked about the trip by radio host Don Imus, Kerry explained: "Marvin and Teddy [and myself] . . . We had the best damned time, I'll tell you."
"It was wonderful," the top Democrat declared. "We slept in the truck."
"We didn't have any pillows. I'll tell ya, man. It was really funny cause I blew into some little gas station around midnight or two in the morning, whenever it was, and some guy would do a double take and look at ya. They just couldn't figure out what I was doing there at that hour of the morning.
"I couldn't figure it out [either]," the born-to-be-wild senator added.
Kerry didn't explain who "Teddy" was - or why, if he wanted to rough it, he brought his manservant, Marvin Nicholson, along for the ride.
"When he wants that peanut butter and jelly sandwich, I'm ready," Marvin explained.
H/T: PC Free Zone
Posted by LindaSoG at April 15, 2006 08:52 AM
Comments
When asked for comment, the Senior Senator from Massachusetts could only stammer weakly, "Durnitall...whah cahn't ah quit choo John???"
Posted by: Cassandra at April 15, 2006 09:13 AM
the butler was there to keep him from driving too fast
Posted by: jane at April 15, 2006 09:29 AM
hahaha.
Too funny.
Posted by: LindaSoG at April 15, 2006 09:33 AM
lol
Posted by: jan at April 25, 2006 07:03 PM