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May 23, 2006
May the Force be with you
Florida. Sometimes I think there's something in the water...
A high school physical education teacher was relieved of duty Monday after police arrested him over the weekend for allegedly creating a scene outside of a downtown bar and fighting several officers who tried to arrest him.
Police first saw David McCann, 30, standing in front of a bar Saturday at 2 a.m., shirt unbuttoned and yelling he was "Luke Skywalker" at passers-by, according to the incident report. An officer asked him to leave after McCann allegedly got into a verbal confrontation with two women.
McCann then allegedly charged the officer, who sprayed him in the face with an irritant. Two officers tried unsuccessfully to handcuff him as McCann wildly swung his fists, the report says.
"He continued to attack with super human strength and made no attempt to escape," according to the report.
McCann was finally brought under control when two responding officers struck him three times with a Taser and another hit him four more times with a baton, according to the report.
Posted by LindaSoG at May 23, 2006 07:48 AM
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If "super human" Dave had been wearing Bruno Maglis instead of McCanns he could have gotten away with it. As it was, the article says 'HeBeaDuhMan' Dave made no attempt to escape.
Shoes make the man.
It may have been easier to buy him another two Jose Cuervo Doubles and let Mother Nature handle it. Tequila always makes me sleepy.
-unc.
Posted by: Uncleshag at May 23, 2006 08:42 AM
O.K. Here's the answer to the illegal immigration problem, the gator problem in Florida, the levee problem in Nawlins, and a few other li'l social speed bumps in our society:
First, we round up all the illegal immigrants who have snuk across the US-Meheeco border.
Second, we have them dig a moat the length of the whole border.
Third, we have them haul the dirt from the moat to beef up the levee system in Nagin's "chocolate city."
Then we get all the deadbeat dads, felons, miscreants, troublemakers, and run-of-the-mill assholes from all the prisons in Florida and have them capture all the alligators in the state.
Last, we put the gators in the moat.
Any questions? Good! Let's get started.
Posted by: babalu at May 23, 2006 09:38 AM
Makes one wonder what he was snorting.
Posted by: Jack at May 25, 2006 02:30 AM