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June 22, 2006
Worse than Al-Qaida?
What could possibly be worse than being captured by Al-Qaida operatives? What could be worse than your facial features cut off and/or mutilated, your heart cut out, your testicles cut off, your penis cut off and stuffed in your mouth, your arms contorted and your eyes gouged out, your head sawed off with a kitchen knife, your corpse dumped in the street, stuffed with explosives as a trap to kill your friends and countrymen who come to find you?
Why, being captured by the United States of America and having a pair of women's panties put on your head! Or being threatened by a barking dog! Or being stacked with other naked terrorists into a pyramid. Or being put on a leash.
Sure its worse! Just ask Al-Qaida operative Mike Luckovitch:
We expect this kind of crap from terrorists like Ameen Al-Sheikh, a Syrian who said he went to Iraq to oppose the U.S. occupation. Al-Sheikh, who was captured with AK-47 assault rifles, grenades and bomb-making material. Al-Skeikh, who is well known in Abu Ghraib for having once obtained a gun from an Iraqi guard and exchanged fire with American soldiers. Al-Sheikh, who should have been shot while trying to escape.
Al-Sheikh was a former inmate at Iraq's Abu Ghraib prison who claimed he was forced by U.S. guards to masturbate in public and piled onto a pyramid of naked men said even Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein did not do such things.
Al-Sheikh said he was forced to eat pork and drink alcohol. He says a US Soldier pissed on him.
Aw jeepers. Imagine that! Al-Sheikh travels from Syria to kill Americans and ends up being pissed on by one. That's just too f'ing bad! You should have stayed in Syria you dumb shit.
"I was extremely emotional because (even) Saddam didn't do this to us." - Al Sheikh
No, you stupid bastard, Saddam would have chopped off your hands and feet, he would have had your wife and children raped to death before your eyes, he would have dipped you feet first into a vat of acid, dragged you through the streets behind a car, shot you, stabbed you, whipped you with chains, tied you to a tree and beaten you with a stick, electocuted you, or, a combination of the above and then dumped your remains into a mass grave.
Saddam would have done the same to Mike Luckovitch, as would Al-Qaida. Congratulations Mike, today, you have promoted the enemy agenda and I'm sure Al-Qaida is grateful for your efforts on their behalf.
Annika sums up nicely:
Posted by LindaSoG at June 22, 2006 06:52 AM
Comments
Well stated Linda,Mike Luckovitch needs a first hand encounter with his terrorist buddies, so does Ted Rall and Steve Benson. Maybe the Al-Qaeda operatives can rearrainge their genders on video tape for all their fawning audience to view. Thanks to the likes of the Arizona Republic and the New York Times for making the U.S. out as the terrorists they have given these ragheaded butchers another reason to practice their death cult. It would be heart warming to read of their being captured and found behind some mosque in a dumpster.
Apply a liberal dose of radiant heat to Mecca and their oilfields, leave behind that sparkling blue glow for them to worship.
Posted by: Jack at June 22, 2006 10:03 AM
First, Mike Luckovitch can burn in hell along with the subhuman butchers whom your recent post addresses. Second, I regret to say that much as I would have expected that this kind of barbarism would wake up certain individuals in our country and government to the realities of who we are fighting, I am appalled that even a cartoonist would show such ignorance. There is no moral equivocation between the worst of our soldiers and the best of their insurgents. We are dealing with people who reject the Hypocratic oath, the Geneva convention and every other standard of civilized behavior. My heart goes out to the families of these two soldiers and indeed every soldier over there. Finally, I honestly believe we need to ratchet up the offensive and take the kidd gloves off. If people want Iraq to calm down and our soldiers to come home, we must lay waste to any group, building, organization, urban or suburban area that is even suspected of sheltering insurgents. Make the case plain: if you are within 500 meters of an insurgent, you are also as good as dead. Make the Iraqis do the detective work; that's what they can do easily.
"If he brings a knife, you bring a gun. If he sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue. That's the Chicago way!" Sean Connery, The Untouchables
Posted by: Kevin M at June 22, 2006 05:56 PM
The best that can be said of Mike Lukovitch is that he is a better artist than Ted Rall. Of course, my 2 year old granddaughter is a better artist than both of them is a matter of demonstrated ability.
She's also smarter than both of those hacks.
Perhaps some 'Dungaree Liberty' is in order.
Posted by: Seoladair at June 22, 2006 09:23 PM
This liberal human garbage should move to Osama's Camp. All I can say is: LIBERALISM IS A MENTAL DISORDER.
Posted by: Daniel Hildoer at June 23, 2006 08:00 PM