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October 24, 2006
More of these boobs
Unemployed, armed with her GED, and campaigning on her cleavage, the founder of the Alabama Marijuana Party is now the Libertarian Party's write-in candidate for governor of Alabama.
Loretta Nall's campaign is offering T-shirts and marijuana stash boxes adorned with a photo of her with a plunging neckline and the words: "More of these boobs." Below that are pictures of other candidates for governor — including Republican incumbent Bob Riley and Democratic Lt. Gov. Lucy Baxley — and the words: "And less of these boobs."
Her boobs, by the way, have been dubbed by the candidate as "the twins." Her Web site has a cartoon of someone stuffing bills down the front of her low-cut top. And for $50 donation she apparently offers to show a cartoon of herself flashing her breasts.
Nall is calling for the withdrawal of the Alabama National Guard from Iraq, tax credits for sending children to private school and home schooling, opting out of the No Child Left Behind Act, legalizing marijuana, and not complying with the Patriot Act and the Real ID Act.
She also entertained readers of her campaign Web site with lots of information about her personal life, including a discussion of why she doesn't wear panties, and the oh so interesting story about how it nearly kept her and her mother (who also doesn't wear panties) from visiting her brother in prison.
Don't miss the Loretta Nall "Greatest Hits" page, where you will find entertaining stories about her boobs, her panties (or lack thereof), her run-ins with the police, and the visit to her home by the FBI in connection with an internet threat to shoot a judge. Don't miss her trials and tribulations piece about her failure to get on the ballot (its all just so unfair!), but be warned, she uses very colorful language.
The story of Loretta Nall seems amusing on its face, but in the end, its just another example of liberals abusing our political process and mocking our government. Voting for Loretta would be the equivalent of voting for Mickey Mouse, except, Mickey Mouse is a more likely and better qualified candidate.
Cross-posted at My Vast Right Wing Conspiracy.
Posted by LindaSoG at October 24, 2006 06:13 AM