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November 19, 2006
One more time
Repeat after me: There is no terrorist threat.
It was just a radioactive pipe bomb. Nothing to be concerned about.
Oh... and while we're on the subject...
A SELF-proclaimed British multi-millionaire named Mohammed Islam who was arrested on the Gold Coast with almost $120,000 in cash is under investigation as to whether he has terrorist connections.
Queensland police yesterday refused to comment on their investigation into the man, 22, but at this stage there is reportedly no evidence to link him with terrorist activity.
Islam allegedly had $118,000 in $50 notes in a suitcase and a mobile phone concealed in his rectum when he was arrested at a Surfers Paradise bus station on Thursday night.
Islam faced Southport Magistrate's Court yesterday charged with possessing tainted property but police prosecutor Sarah Fox said more serious charges could be laid.
Constable Fox said Customs officers in Sydney had found no large sums of money in Islam's luggage when he arrived in the country and he had not declared any.
A check with Interpol revealed Islam had supplied police with a false address in London.
Constable Fox told the court Islam had a criminal history in England relating to fraud, theft, public disorder and drug offences.
Spotted in the comments at the Rott: "It seems perfectly reasonable and rational for Mohammed Islam to have a phone up his ass. That is where his head is."
Posted by LindaSoG at November 19, 2006 02:13 AM
Comments
Oh come on Linda, it can't be too big of a deal, CNN buried it in the small little stories section.
Happy Birthday!
Posted by: DoubleU at November 19, 2006 10:23 AM
aw. You remembered!
Thank you!
Posted by: LindaSoG at November 19, 2006 10:29 AM
It's a perfectly normal part of the Islamic faith to carry phones up their asses in commemoration of their prophet Mohammed who spent years in the desert with two tin cans and a cable up his ass.
Posted by: sultan knish at November 19, 2006 02:53 PM
and a happy birthday too,
Posted by: sultan knish at November 19, 2006 02:54 PM
Thank you Sultan!
It's been a wonderful day!
Posted by: LindaSoG at November 19, 2006 03:25 PM
A mobile phone up his ass? Ten bucks says it was on VIBRATE!
Posted by: Kevin M at November 21, 2006 09:27 AM
Let's see... he had a cell phone in his rectum and was charged with "possessing tainted property".
Sounds like nothing a pack of Wet Ones couldn't fix.
Posted by: GunGeek at November 21, 2006 11:11 AM