Something... and Half of Something: Merry Fucking Christmas

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December 21, 2006

Merry Fucking Christmas



I heard there is no Christmas
In the silly Middle East
No trees, no snow, no Santa Claus
They have different religious beliefs

They believe in Muhammad
And not in our holiday
And so every December
I go to the Middle East and say...

"Hey there Mr. Moslem
Merry fucking Christmas
Put down that book the Koran
And hear some holiday wishes.

In case you haven't noticed
its Jesus' birthday
so get off your heathen moslem ass
and fucking celebrate!"

Posted by LindaSoG at December 21, 2006 12:20 PM


Comments

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Linda, I *love* it!!!

Thanks for the laugh, sis, and I hope you're feeling better soon.

-- Kat
www.CatHouseChat.com

Posted by: Kat at December 21, 2006 12:37 PM


We're huge South Park fans and this is one of my favs. Thanks.

Posted by: Stacy at December 21, 2006 01:29 PM


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Well, Merry F**Kin Christmas to you too :)

Posted by: beth at December 21, 2006 07:41 PM


I love that song! Thankyouthankyouthankyou! Oh, yeah. Merry Fucking Christmas!

Posted by: MCPO Airdale at December 21, 2006 10:14 PM


LOL! priceless.

Posted by: Rubin at December 22, 2006 01:26 AM


Glad to know you're an SP fan, Linda! :)

Posted by: EveningStar at December 23, 2006 07:47 PM