Something... and Half of Something

They are evil bastards who must all be rounded up and deported (or shot). Too bad our pathetic politicians do not have the balls to do anything about it.

Shoulda made this up for the Jimmah thread t'other day. Sondra had one goin today and I posted it there.

A brain-dead ex-PotUS, one cold winter day,
Decided he had something vital to say.

His plan was to make a big splash and impress.
His facts were all wrong, but he wrote nonetheless.

He set it all down with no close second look
To see if he’d plagiarized somebody’s book.

And then he announced, as if he really knew,
How to end all the problems ‘twixt Arab and Jew.

His grand sage advice then began to be heard,
But it stunk up the place like a broccoli turd.

The problem, of course, is that his brain has gone dead,
And he acts like that rabbit’s still stuck in his head.

He just can’t quite grasp how the Middle East works,
And he thinks he can deal with those Hizb’allah jerks.

It’s a flaw in our system that sets up his status,
And gives Iran time to point nuke missiles at us.

People listen because he once was our head man
And he ought to know how to develop a plan.

He honestly thinks that he knows how to reason
And has no idea that he’s damned close to treason.

“Let’s all just sit down like most good Christians do
and explain to the Imams what they ought to do.

“We’ll show them that killing and fighting and such
don’t really solve things or accomplish too much.

“Let’s put a tight rein on the Israeli force
since they are the ones that have made things get worse.

“And get all our troops off Islam’s holy soil
and cut back on our use of their expensive oil.

“As for Palestine I say the answer is clear:
just make all the jews get the heck out of here.

“It’s really so simple, and I just can’t see why
we can’t make it work if we only would try.”

Thanks, Jimmy, for that piece of pie in the sky.
You’d be quite the apple in Chamberlain’s eye.

Why can’t you be quiet, or just go away.
No one wants to hear anything you have to say.

And just for the record, your terrorist friends?
They want us all DEAD! That’s what Islam intends.

now that's a real war on christmas...