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May 11, 2007
Evil Zionist Balloons Part II
NYC Jewish News tells us that Channel 10 of Israeli television reported that a bunch of balloons released by children attending Lag Baomer festivities in Kiryat Shmona were intercepted by Hezbollah Yemach Shemam.
The balloons, with the words “We Want Moshiach Now” written on them, were proudly displayed on Hezbollah television. The Hezbollah members shown on TV were displaying the ‘high-tech Israeli surveillance equipment’ that they had ‘captured’.
I SWTG... high tech surveillance equipment. YCMTSU.
This is almost as funny as the last time...
Run! Run for your lives!
Posted by LindaSoG at May 11, 2007 11:40 AM
Comments
Ah, the fierce and evil magic that is helium. Once they figure that out maybe they can work out the mystery of the chair.
Posted by: Janette at May 11, 2007 01:17 PM
Sheesh, think what we could to to them with bobbleheads.
Posted by: Stepperg at May 11, 2007 02:10 PM
Gas-filled latex is an affrontery to Allah, for it reminds him of how tiny and useless his Middle Eastern wang is. Death to baloons!
Posted by: JerryReed at May 11, 2007 02:42 PM
Aren't they clever /sarcasm
I'm still trying to figure out what YCMTSU stands for??? LOL
Posted by: beth at May 11, 2007 04:33 PM
Heh. Beth...
You
can't
make
this
shit
up
Posted by: LindaSoG at May 11, 2007 04:53 PM
The balloons seem pretty relaxed.
How long have they been held in captivity by the mighty Hezbot army?
How can we be sure that some aren't on pins and needles in a mother ship orbiting just out of sight?
Is Pelo'che available for another ET mission?
Posted by: forest hunter at May 11, 2007 07:38 PM
Takes mad huntin' skills to bag a balloon.
I say we email them a copy Nina's 99 Luftballoons, not that they'd get the meaning anyway.
Posted by: raz0r at May 11, 2007 09:40 PM
Since when did Cousin Fester of the Adams Family convert to Islam? ... Will Thing or Grand Ma Ma
be next?
Posted by: darthcrUSAderworldtour07 at May 13, 2007 05:48 AM