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July 06, 2007
Dogs Against Romney
Hello to all you dogs out there.
As I am sure you know from listening to your humans, there is a very important election coming up in 2008, to decide who will be the president of these United States of America that we live in. There are quite a few men running, and one very scary woman. But, my human is working her fingers to the bone to keep that scary woman out of the White House, and as dogs, well, for now, all we have to do is remember to pee on any cars with her bumper sticker on it.
That said, there is this other guy though, from mAssachusetts, who wants to be president, his name is Mitt Romney. Although he looks human to me, my human calls him a rhino and she spits every time she hears his name. I don't think she is just marking her territory and I admit to being a little confused about that, although anyone from mAssachusetts is persona non grata in my territory just on general principles.
But then I found out what Mitt Romney did to his dog! He stuck the poor guy in a crate and then he tied the crate to the roof of his car and then he drove for hundreds of miles without letting the poor guy out for a rest, and then somewhere along the way, he got a hose and sprayed the poor guy with water and then he kept going! And his family bragged about it later! What a bastard! Me, now, I wouldda bit him but I could certainly understand if his dog was too beaten down from the drive to bite the bastard himself.
Anyone who has a decision making process that includes this kind of torture of a helpless animal is not fit to be in charge of garbage collection, much less the entire country. Of course, he is from mAssachusetts, so I guess its no more than what we can expect of him.
So. We are dogs and because we are dogs, you might think that there is nothing we can do to keep this man out of the White House. Well, we may be dogs, but we are American dogs! and, I am happy to tell you that there is something we can do to help save this Country from a Mitt Romney Presidency.
I am writing to urge you to raise your voice against this man and become a Dog Against Romney. It may not seem like much, but it is something that we dogs can do to help. A really good dog named Rusty started this thing, and its growing in leaps and bounds as dogs throughout America stand up for what's good and right for this Country and its dogs. I'm joining up and you can too, its easy.
All you have to do is get your human to post your picture and your feelings on Mitt Romney, and link the post back to Dogs Against Romney. Hopefully, they will post it for the world to see.
Please join me in the campaign to keep Mitt Romney out of the White House! Spread the word!
I am MuShu and I approve this message.
Posted by LindaSoG at July 6, 2007 06:03 AM
Comments
We stated Linda. Let's see, Willard Milton Romney from Dearbornistan, Michigan to Governor of Massachusetts with homes in Massachusetts, Utah and New Hampshire, he smells like a RINO. No matter how high he piles the money to sell his RINO bullshit I'll not vote for him, I'd rather set it out than knowingly support a RINO candidate in the choice between the lesser of the two evils. That batman from Texas with the big ears got us in trouble when he tried to sell us on his patriotism (he was only interested in rescueing his own people in Iran), then he bailed at the last minute, splitting the ticket, we got Slick Willy instead of Bush senior. In retrospect we lost in all respects because of a RINO. Romney would be nothing without his ability to buy the seat.
Posted by: Jack at July 6, 2007 02:35 PM
I had some fun with that post, but I was serious about Romney. No, I won't vote for him either, and if he's all we got, or we get Ghouliani, or McCain, I will sit out, for the first time in my adult life.
Posted by: LindaSoG at July 6, 2007 07:29 PM