Something... and Half of Something: Except in Israel

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September 10, 2007

Except in Israel

The War on Terror summed up by Condolezza Rice:

The terrorists have made their choice. They have shown that choice. They have shown it in bombing and murdering innocent people for their own ideological purposes. We have made a choice, the United States and Australia, which is to fight back. These are not people with whom one can compromise. These are not people with whom one can negotiate. They prey on the weak. When you have an enemy that preys on the weak, takes the lives of innocents, you have but one choice and that is to fight.

So Sayeth Condi Rice.

But, she forgot to say "Except in Israel."

In the world of Condi Rice, you can't compromise or negotiate with terrorists, unless of course, they are blowing up Israeli buses, and pizzarias, and shopping malls, and Bar Mitzvahs.

In the world of Condi Rice, you can't compromise or negotiate with terrorists, unless they are raining rockets down on Israeli civilian areas, and breaking into Israeli homes and shooting children asleep in their beds.

In the world of Condi Rice, when the innnocents you prey upon are Jews, its a-okay.

In the world of Condi Rice, the people who do such things are terrorists, except in Israel. In Israel, the people who do such things are Partners in Peace™.

In the world of Condi Rice, Israel is the only place in the world where it is reasonable to compromise and negotiate with terrorists, to support them financially with American taxpayer dollars, and supply them with arms paid for by Americans.

In the world of Condi Rice, as long as the terrorists are killing Jews, then we can give them foreign aid, give them Israeli land and of course, give them their own state.

Chrad al Yahood, eh Condi?

Posted by LindaSoG at September 10, 2007 06:55 AM