Something... and Half of Something

All right young lady. You've done it this time. Stepped over the boundary. Besides Everything else, you're a Football Fan with the sense to see great satisfaction in "Huskers" loss??

I can't take it. I hereby profess my undying Love for you and all you hold dear. Marry me.

Wait. I'd have to convert wouldn't I? Then that eeevil Ann Coulter would be after me! Give me some time to think about this one Miss Linda.

Yours, Wollf

Oh yes, nothing like a huskers loss to make my day. But them dolphins are killing me this year. Killing me!

Don't worry about Ann Coulter Wollfie, she don't wanna kill us, she just wants to perfect us.

Linda, I know you did that just to twist the knife in Vinnie's heart...

Poor guy. Did Merri get all the knives and guns out of the house yet?

Oh, my, how could you forget the Miami Tropical Depression's 17-14 loss to Georgia Tech?

Don't fret, they'll come back when half the roster gets off parole.