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December 11, 2007
Credit where Credit is due
Last month, I stumbled upon a website, Who Would the World Elect, which invited people from all over the world to express their opinion on who should be the next president of the United States. It was a good idea, and while the results would be completely unimportant, they might have been interesting, except the paultards discovered it and spammed it all to hell.
Still, I thought it was funny, and I wrote a bit of satire about it, after casting one vote for Ron Paul from Zimbabwe and one vote for Obama from Armenia. You can do that, vote for anyone, anywhere, as many times as you like, without clearing caches, or using a proxy or any of the tricks the paultards normally use on internet polls. You just click and vote and click and vote and click and vote to your heart's content. Yep. Fair and balanced polling for paultards.
Much to my surprise, a paultard named Jim ODonnell actually took my satire seriously, and he did a little song and dance about it over at Nolan Chart, turning me into some sort of paultard goddess. I had a good laugh about that here. And then... someone pointed out his foolishness, and oh my! Did Mr. Paultard ever get angry at me!
and this morning, I woke up to this:
Except, Lew is not linking to my site, he's linking to the paultard poll which ODonnell remains convinced is actually owned by me. Don't even try to tell him otherwise. Lord knows I tried, and he just won't let go of his delusions. A true paultard to the end.
So. Let that be a lesson to all you anti-paul people out there, if you mock Dr. Paul's internet campaign, you will singlehandedly cause him to be president. That's right, but don't go looking for the top spot, because its mine, mine I tell ya, all mine, just ask old Jim, he'll tell ya!
And if Paul fails in his bid, well, I am sure it will be my fault too, after all, according to Jim, I am a clever little devil and an infiltrator worthy of the "Mussad" but little does he know that I am the head of the International Zionist Conspiracy to Stop Ron Paul from Saving the World.
Are you properly awed? I hope so.
Posted by LindaSoG at December 11, 2007 06:42 AM
Comments
[HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA]
Posted by: DoubleU at December 11, 2007 08:59 AM
Seriously, what the hell is wrong with these people?
Ron Paul isn't crazy, but all his supporters are.
Posted by: DoubleU at December 11, 2007 09:01 AM
Linda, M'Lady.....please update your posting. None of Ron Paul's "Legion" will take your writing seriously unless you add at least three lines of "DoubleU"s' laughter.
It's their way of saying, "Seriously!", or "Debate Over!!"........
Damm, DoubleU, if what I read into your comment is what you meant, you have written a masterful rebuttal to Jim the Paultard Ronulan with simply a series of two letter words.........
May I plagiarize?
HA....HA....HA...HA....HA..HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Wollf
Posted by: howlsatmoon at December 11, 2007 10:44 AM
I'm off to work, once again you have made my day, thanks Linda.:)
Posted by: Jack at December 11, 2007 11:26 AM
I have trouble comprehending this. You seem to have gotten one silly email and come to conclusions about all Ron Paul supporters. You noticed that you could vote from any country you want and concluded that every other voter did. Some of us are a little slow and are not able to make these logical leaps.
Posted by: Scott at December 11, 2007 11:42 AM
The 'tards to whom you refer call to mind Jack Nicholson's comment that his mother failed to see the irony in calling him a sonofabitch.
When my mother is really frustrated with me, especially when I pull some "guy" thing she finds offensive or fails to comprehend, she calls me a "little bastard." Well, since I was born prior to WWII, I asked her one time what that descriptive phrase implied about her. She thought it over and decided it might be more accurate to call me a "little shit."
Whichever the case, I still wonder what that all makes of her judgment.
Posted by: eros total at December 11, 2007 02:29 PM
Perhaps Ron Paul should change his name to Major Tom.
Posted by: Kevin M at December 11, 2007 03:59 PM
Hi Scott,
I think that what M'Lady perceived was simply the "humor" of being taken to task by a "commenter" whose explanatory verse had to be punctuated with "Capital HA"s.
In brackets, no less. I'm obviously postulating here, but I don't think Linda would ever question "Jim"'s right and duty to vote for whomever he identifies as his candidate of choice.
Nor, do I think, that she dismisses Candidate Paul as having no acceptable, even laudable positions on the issues.
Don't take offense. She's hasn't "actually" come to any all encompassing conclusions on Paul supporters.
You made me reconsider, Scott. I went back and re-read "Jim"'s post. Three times. Out loud.
Try it yourself, and see if you can do it without your voice pitching upward almost to a point of insane screeching.
(editor's note): He should have ended with
BWA-HA-HA-HA....for effect.
Ron Paul and "many" of his die hard supporters are funny. Same with Obama, Tancredo, Kucinich, et al........except Hillary, (not counting her ankle size because that's not fair), and Fred!.....Because I don't want him mad at me.
Anyone guess that I forgot the "Muggle" patch today?
HA-HA-HAppy HO-HO-HOlidays!
Wollf
Posted by: howlsatmoon at December 11, 2007 04:27 PM
These paul'tards are giving you an amazing amount of rent-free space inside their own skulls.
Indifference is the opposite of "love" ... and they are certainly not indifferent to you.
Now ... if only we can make money off of this attention seeking ...
Posted by: Kristopher at December 11, 2007 05:09 PM
Scott, are you having trouble comprehending this because you are a Ron Paul supporter?
Eba Cnhy!
Posted by: DoubleU at December 11, 2007 07:05 PM
Dammit Linda, if you are the "single most important" reason that Ron Paul gets elected President, then I am turning in my Piglet card...
Posted by: Nigel at December 14, 2007 04:59 PM