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January 07, 2008
Islamotard Rumor of the Day
I divorce you! *flush*
I divorce you! *flush*
I divorce you! *flush*
Dusseldorf (dpa) - German police are hunting a housewife on murder charges after she allegedly told her children she had flushed their father down the toilet.
The man, a taxi-driver, vanished three weeks ago. Police in the western city of Dusseldorf believe the wife, 52, chopped him up and disposed of 100 kilograms of body parts in garbage bins and down the toilet.
The Muslim couple hated one another.
After her adult children asked where he was, she replied: ``You'll never find him. I've put him down the loo.''
Neighbours said the toilet had been flushed constantly on the night he disappeared.
The woman left Germany and was last seen in her native Macedonia, according to the police.
German police will issue an international warrant for her arrest, but are aware that Macedonia does not extradite its own citizens.
Police scientists said the couple's apartment had been energetically cleaned and repainted, but using disclosing solutions they found bloodstains in the living room, hall and bathroom. Experts are to search the sewer next.
Police voiced amazement that the husband, 58, had never reported her previous attempts to poison him or the time she seriously injured him with a hammer.
Hmph. Another marriage down the toilet...
Posted by LindaSoG at January 7, 2008 01:36 PM
Comments
When other Muslim wives hear of this, plumbers are going to rake in some serious change!
Posted by: Kevin M at January 7, 2008 02:41 PM
Forgot to mention...I wonder what went down the toilet first?
Posted by: Kevin M at January 7, 2008 02:41 PM
I love it. I'm wondering what tortures HE put HER through prior to the big FLUSH? Act like a turd, get treated like one. ha
Posted by: Debbie at January 7, 2008 04:57 PM
What a refreshing change. The hubby gets his comeuppance!
Posted by: Melissa In Texas at January 7, 2008 05:11 PM
WTF is it with Islamotards and the toilets? First a Koran, now a dude?
Posted by: Beth at January 7, 2008 09:35 PM
As a 47-year old man who has never been married, the preponderance of female responents to this thread have convinced me that the f of the s is d than the m.
/PG Wodehouse
Posted by: Kevin M at January 7, 2008 10:32 PM
Who does number two work for?
Posted by: DoubleU at January 8, 2008 02:12 AM