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January 09, 2008
Ron Paul Issues Statement
"The quotations in The New Republic article are not mine and do not represent what I believe or have ever believed. I have never uttered such words and denounce such small-minded thoughts. ... When I was out of Congress and practicing medicine full-time, a newsletter was published under my name that I did not edit. Several writers contributed to the product. For over a decade, I have publically taken moral responsibility for not paying closer attention to what went out under my name." - Ron Paul
a/k/a the Shaggy Defense:
Honey came in and she caught me red-handed
Creeping with the girl next door
Picture this, we were both butt naked,
banging on the bathroom floor
How could I forget that I had
Given her an extra key
All this time she was standing there
She never took her eyes off me
~ ~ ~
To be a true player you have to know how to play
If she say a night, convince her say a day
Never admit to a word when she say makes a claim
And you tell her baby no way
But she caught me on the counter
(It wasn't me)
Saw me bangin' on the sofa
(It wasn't me)
I even had her in the shower
(It wasn't me)
She even caught me on camera
(It wasn't me)
She saw the marks on my shoulder
(It wasn't me)
Heard the words that I told her
(It wasn't me)
Heard the scream get louder
(It wasn't me)
She stayed until it was over
Honey came in and she caught me red-handed
Creeping with the girl next door
Picture this, we were both butt naked,
banging on the bathroom floor
I had tried to keep her
From what she was about to see
Why should she believe me
When I told her it wasn't me
Yannow, I don't think it worked for Shaggy either.
~ ~ ~
You may think that you're a player
But you're completely lost
Posted by LindaSoG at January 9, 2008 09:49 PM
Comments
"It wasn't me either", but then, in my case, it really wasn't.
What a douche.
Wollf
Posted by: howlsatmoon at January 10, 2008 12:00 AM
You give someone permission to write using your name, and you don't follow up and approve of what is written before it goes to press then I don't want you as President.
Posted by: DoubleU at January 10, 2008 01:18 AM
Well, the song worked for Shaggy... but the Paul's denial song won't be a hit.
Posted by: oceanguy at January 10, 2008 07:41 AM
Somehow, I find Mr. Paul's explanation to be highly redolent of bovine excreta.
Posted by: Paco at January 10, 2008 04:17 PM