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August 12, 2008
High-Stepping with Hamas
This just in from the Gaza Strip:
In anticipation of becoming Israeli citizens, Hamas terrorists hold group practice to hone their "Hava Nagila" skills, after first being taught which foot is right, and which foot is left. However, it appears that at least one of them needed to repeat the first lesson. Shouts of "your other left" were met with much laughter and gaiety, before the misstepping terrorist was shot several times for the crime of dance disruption. His lifeless body was then tossed on a trash heap where it was first stoned by local children and then devoured by homeless dogs. The dance practice then continued without further incident.
Don't worry, we haven't heard the last of the dead man. After dance practice, whatever is left of him after the dogs are done will be buried with full honors and his name shall be inscribed as a brave freedom fighter and martyr. After all, if it weren't for the evil zionists, who created the evil hava nagila dance with cruel intent for the sole purpose of killing innocent palestinians, he would be alive today.
Posted by LindaSoG at August 12, 2008 07:34 AM
Comments
You're funny.
Posted by: raz0r at August 12, 2008 08:45 AM
I can soooo see that video, Linda! H.A.V.A. N.A.G.I.L.A.- HAVA NAGILA (now faster) hava nagila! That's one *L* in nagila you turd!! Aloha snackbar AAAAAACCCCHHHHHHHHPTUI...
Posted by: forest hunter at August 12, 2008 10:36 AM
hahahahahahaha fucking idiots
Posted by: James at August 12, 2008 11:17 AM
My third great laugh of the day!
Posted by: Rodger Schultz at August 12, 2008 12:21 PM
LOL, I've heard of similar tales of flocks of geese being stringed up with a piece of twine and a bit O' pork fat tied to the end.
Hope you are doing well:)
Posted by: Jack at August 12, 2008 12:51 PM
Holey Moley - Thank God it was a joke! I was stunned - then realized (hopefully) it was a joke. Whew............
How are you feeling? I'm guessing somewhat better since you're posting funnies......
Posted by: dammitwoman at August 12, 2008 02:19 PM
oh yea thats really funny ha ha, you wouldnt think its so funny if it were you that suffers under the israeli apartheid and terror and denied basic freedom and food and water and education. shame on you.
Posted by: chris at August 12, 2008 06:50 PM
It's "River Dance"
Remember Me? Hell Yes!
Posted by: ozaoB at August 12, 2008 09:14 PM
Chris needs to get to Arthur Murry. He's probably a wallflower and feels naked without his AK47. This post should be stolen by the writers for John Stewart...maybe I would watch his crappy show.
Posted by: Word-Drum at August 13, 2008 03:01 AM