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September 08, 2008
It happened in Fresno
I'll just sum up, okay?
A man broke into a home and attacked two men with spices and an eight-inch sausage. The attack consisted of rubbing spices on one man and beating the other man with the sausage. Then, the attacker fled with stolen money, but left his wallet and identification behind.
The police found the attacker, in his underwear, hiding in an orchard. The stolen money was recovered but the sausage was not. The sausage was eaten by a dog.
Well. Alrightie then.
Posted by LindaSoG at September 8, 2008 10:29 PM
Comments
And this made the evening news ??
Why?
Why not?
Oh never mind........
It's 5 o'clock somewhere.... (cheers)
Posted by: DammitWoman at September 8, 2008 11:48 PM
OMG Linda. Fresh from the land of the whispering bushes. Pssst!!!
Back in '72 I went to Fresno to apply for work at the nearby Del Monte processing plant, in the two days I was there I witnessed a knifing in the street and a mugging that left one man lying unconscious until the meatwagon rolled up, I never saw a policeman on either scene until long after each incident. I never stuck around, not my kind of town to bring my family up in. I'd seen enough of that violence overseas to last a lifetime. This story doesn't come as any surprise. LOL, DammitWoman . Any guesses as to the southern 'heritage' of the perp?
Posted by: Jack at September 8, 2008 11:56 PM
Yeah, my sister lived in Fresno for a few years (back in the 80s) and it's not your typical white-picket-fence, Ozzie-and-Harriett kind of life!
Posted by: ProphetJoe at September 9, 2008 09:14 AM
Gives a whole new meaning to the words 'food fight', dunnit?
Posted by: The Watcher at September 9, 2008 11:44 AM
I'm *just* guessing here, but if I had to speculate, I'd say there was homosexual activity involved:
1) The male perp rubbed "spices" on one male...
2) He hit another with his 8 inch sausage??
3) He was caught in the orchard in his underwear...
4) He took money from the other man, but left his wallet and ID in the house...
Come on, people... this has Obama written all over it!! ;-)
Posted by: ProphetJoe at September 9, 2008 12:22 PM