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October 30, 2008
Today's Obama Supporter(s)
LIMA, Peru – Barack Obama apparently can count on the support of a majority of Peruvian faith healers. Each of the 11 shamans in a Peruvian faith-healing organization said Wednesday that they have foreseen victory in the U.S. presidential race: nine for Democrat Obama and two for his Republican rival John McCain.
Blowing incense over a sacred llama fetus perched on a bed of coca leaves next to posters of the leading candidates, the shamans shook rattles, chanted "up, Obama, up!" and threw flowers at their images.
The shamans whistled, chanted and rubbed both posters with Andean spirit-totems, crucifixes, a statue of a dark-skinned Jesus and other idols to scare away bad spirits and negative energies they said might prevent a fair and democratic election.
"We are cleansing both of them so that on Nov. 4 the person that the U.S. really deserves wins," Osco said. "We have seen that if the election is not fair, there will be another global economic crisis, war and despair."
A sacred llama fetus?
Posted by LindaSoG at October 30, 2008 07:29 PM
Comments
Sure... wasn't that in the movie The Emperor's New Groove? ;-)
Posted by: ProphetJoe at October 30, 2008 10:05 PM
How fitting... an alter for the new black messiah, upon which is an offering of an aborted fetus...
Posted by: gregor at October 31, 2008 07:33 AM
They have the best cocaine.
Posted by: ozaoB at November 2, 2008 09:48 PM
I rubb Obama's face on my ass to the shit g-ds. Hope that helps.
Posted by: ozaoB at November 2, 2008 09:51 PM