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November 25, 2008
Only Barack Obama
Could make Bill Clinton sound like a good idea.
WASHINGTON DC - Ending weeks of speculation and rumors, President-Elect Barack Obama today named Bill Clinton to join his incoming administration as President of the United States, where he will head the federal government's executive branch.
"I am pleased that Bill Clinton has agreed to come out of retirement to head up this crucial post in my administration," said Obama. "He brings a lifetime of previous executive experience as Governor of Arkansas and President of the United States, and has worked closely with most of the members of my Cabinet."
er... that is... with a little help from IowaHawk:
"I am gratified that the President-Elect has entrusted me with this important responsibility," said Clinton. "I'm looking forward to getting back behind, and under, the Oval Office desk again. As I have told the President-Elect, I pledge to do whatever I can to serve his historic administration by making sure that none of that bullshit he talked about during the campaign will ever see the light of day. Americans can rest assured that he will be safely confined to the East Wing, as far away as possible from any potentially dangerous office equipment or nuclear buttons."
Read the rest, it's just plain funny!
and... thanks Ken.
Posted by LindaSoG at November 25, 2008 08:31 PM
Comments
Funny? Yeppers. But just plain funny? Nope. See the cover of "TIME"? FDR my bushy tail.
Have a Happy Thanksgiving Linda. Just don't think about "That One".
Posted by: Wollf at November 26, 2008 02:36 PM
Happy Thanksgiving Linda
Posted by: Jack at November 26, 2008 08:44 PM
That just plain cracked me up!
Posted by: DammitWoman at November 27, 2008 10:20 PM