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April 20, 2009
Today's Zionist Conspiracy
is none other than.... the Somali Pirates of the Red Sea!
Analysts are openly accusing Israel of sponsoring piracy off Somalia waters with the aim of transforming Red Sea into a Jewish lake. The immediate objective of USA, Israel and European countries is to prevent the inflow of arms to Islamist Al-Shabab that is on the verge of snatching power in Somalia and to steal Arab oil.
Of course the only "analyst" I could find openly making this ridiculous accusation is Asif Haroon Raja, the writer of this article titled "Rise of Islamists, and Sea-Piracy in Somalia." He is obviously an adherent to the "baffle them with bullshit" style of writing as it is used liberally throughout the article, but I found the concept of turning the Red Sea into a "Jewish Lake" very funny. Later, he manages to turn around and justify Israel's takeover quite neatly and nicely, leaving me to wonder if perhaps he might be Jewish.
I know this, Jewish or not, when it comes to pirates, the guy is almost as smart as Susie Madrak of Crooks and Liars, she would have us believe that "in the big picture, the Somali pirates are acting in self-defense."
Jewish Pirate Struts His Stuff on "Jewish Lake"
Posted by LindaSoG at April 20, 2009 07:07 AM
Comments
I was going to say that this sounds like your typical liberal bullshit, but it's pretty hard to deny photographic evidence.
Posted by: Kevin M at April 20, 2009 01:51 PM
I don't know what made me laugh more, the story or your photo shop.
Thanks.
Posted by: Wollf at April 20, 2009 03:21 PM
damn. That's hysterical.
I've never seen the crooks and liars, that site is almost as bad as kos! Them lefties will find an excuse for anything, won't they?
Posted by: Carla at April 20, 2009 09:44 PM