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June 13, 2009
Speaking truth to power
as only the Sultan Knish can...
A year ago I was homeless, a little violent, a little crazy. I was living on the street and stabbing people in the face over crystal meth deals. And then I got paid 20 dollars to vote six times for Barack Obama, under six different names, and I was born again into six different men, one of whom was actually a woman, two of whom were dead, and one of whom was Donald Duck. Amen. Praise be Barack.
Today the glory of Barack Obama fills every corner of my life and it can fill yours too. People ask me all the time, "Jim, How can I be touched by the grace of Obama?" The answer is simple. All you have to do is believe. And pay up. Because Barack Obama needs your money. He can't do anything without your money.
Why should I give Barack Obama my money, you might be asking yourself?
I know you want the answer to that question, if fact, I know you can't wait to hear it. That's why you're gonna click right here to get it.
Posted by LindaSoG at June 13, 2009 10:04 AM
Comments
Sultan Knish - Thanks Linda, that BLOG's a keeper....
Posted by: B....... at June 13, 2009 10:51 AM
Wow, I'm in envy Linda, very succinct and the Sultan covered all bases. Obama, Peeeiiis be upon him!!!
Posted by: Jack at June 13, 2009 12:31 PM