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October 02, 2009
Today's Headline
all the way from Port St. Lucie... courtesy of the Sun Sentinel:
From the arrest affidavit:
A man was pumping gas into the vehicle, and a drug-sniffing dog smelled narcotics in the vehicle and the area where the man, identified as Warren Leonard Wiley, stood. A search of Wiley turned up a crumpled dollar bill with cocaine in it.
"Wiley was then escorted to the men's room for a more detailed search," the affidavit states. "While being escorted, Wiley dropped his shorts in the middle of the store stating, 'I don't have nothing.' "
Wiley's backside appeared "clenched tight" as if he was hiding something. While walking, his backside relaxed and a clear bag with about 22 grams of cocaine in it "shot out" onto the store's floor.
"Wiley then kicked back with his foot trying to kick the bag back stating again, 'I don't have nothing,' " the affidavit states.
Investigators said they found a .38 caliber revolver loaded with five cartridges in his car's engine compartment that was reported stolen in November 2007.
Sheriff's investigators arrested Wiley, listed as an unemployed Palm Coast resident, on charges including possession of a firearm by a convicted felon, possession of cocaine with intent to sell, possession of cocaine, carrying a concealed firearm, escape, criminal mischief, resisting arrest without violence, possession of drug paraphernalia and possession of stolen firearm.
The comments are hilarious, as can be expected from sun-sentinel readers. Cracky-man. Oh my!
Posted by LindaSoG at October 2, 2009 09:08 PM
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It would have been SO much simpler if he'd just stolen a horse...
So. What charge ya think is gonna draw him the most time?
Posted by: rickn8or at October 2, 2009 10:19 PM
Are you kidding rick? There's not enough money in the county bank accounts to keep him in jail. They'll let him plead down, give him a few months in and then let him out for good behavior.
Posted by: LindaSoG at October 2, 2009 10:57 PM
Ah St. Lucie County. home sweet home.
Posted by: Laura at October 3, 2009 10:57 AM