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September 14, 2004
No More Mr. Nice Guy?
The Great Pretender went so far as to accuse the White House of coordinating 527-ads to attack him.
Last week, The Great Pretender described the Republican convention as “almost nothing but anger and insults.”
The Great Pretender is constantly whining about below-the-belt personal attacks, claiming a “Republican attack squad” and supposed attacks on his “patriotism.”
So now The Great Pretender has decided that he has to start playing hard
ball.
Hmmm... how much lower can they go? Well... they are Democrats. Here
are a few suggestions and remember, I'm just trying to help!
So. Start with an insinuation that Bush is a dictator.
4/2/03: Kerry calls for a “regime change in the United States.”
Call Bush a phony.
6/20/03: John Edwards says: “We have to show this president as the absolute phony that he is.”
Insinuate Bush knows nothing about the world.
9/4/03: Kerry says it “would be wonderful to have a President of the United States who could find the rest of the countries in this hemisphere.”
Here's a good one. Get a drunk, cold-blooded killer to say that Iraq was done for political gain.
9/18/03: Ted Kennedy says the Iraq War “was made up in Texas” for political gain.
Get a babbling idiot to saying that Bush knew about 9/11 and did nothing.
12/1/03: Howard Dean discusses the “interesting theory” that President Bush was warned about 9/11.
Use vulgar and foul language to express outrage at Bush's policies in Iraq! Nah. That would be... well... offensive. and stupid. Forget I mentioned it.
12/2/03: Kerry uses the f-word to attack the President’s Iraq policy.
Counter the SBVFT by saying Bush was AWOL!
2/1/04: DNC Chairman Terry McAuliffe says the President was “AWOL” from the National Guard.
Get a loser to scream and rant that Bush betrayed the country, no further explanation will be necessary. Just say it!
2/8/04: Former Vice President Al Gore screams that President Bush “Betrayed this country!”
Attack the entire Republican party. Spread the dirt around.
3/10/04: Kerry calls Republicans “crooked” and “lying.”
Use the troops again. Say Bush is making the troops targets.
3/17/04: Kerry accuses President Bush of placing a “target” on the backs of U.S. troops.
There has to be away to attack the President's Guard Duty service. Is there any stone unturned?
4/26/04: Kerry attacks President Bush’s National Guard service three times in one interview, saying the President “can’t even answer whether or not he showed up for duty in the National Guard”; “can’t even show or prove that he showed up for duty in the National Guard”; and “has yet to explain to America whether or not, and tell the truth, about whether he showed up for duty.”
Use word association. Take a slang word for pedophile and attach it to the president and the vice president too, and at the same time, attack their service. Do it on the Senate floor to lend credibility.
4/28/04: On floor of the U.S. Senate, Frank Lautenberg displays a cartoon chicken and calls the President and Vice President “chickenhawks” who were “AWOL” during Vietnam.
Use Teresa to attack. People like Teresa and she could use that cute little foreign way of speaking.
5/7/04: Teresa Heinz Kerry calls the Vice President “unpatriotic.”
Get Nancy Pelosi to attack. People like Nancy don't they?
5/19/04: Nancy Pelosi calls the President “an incompetent leader” with “no judgment” who “has on his shoulders the deaths of many more troops.”
Back to the Republican Party, after all, they are just like the Taliban and everyone knows that.
5/23/04: Senator Tim Johnson compares the Republican party to “the Taliban.”
Use more dictator references.
5/26/04: Gore calls the military’s prison system “Bush’s gulag.”
Belittle Bush's service and abilities.
5/31/04: On Memorial Day, Kerry says President Bush “didn’t learn the lessons” of Vietnam and is putting soldiers “at greater risk.”
Compare Bush to al Qaeda.
6/28/04: Introducing Kerry, Baltimore Mayor Martin O’Malley says the Bush administration worries him more than al Qaeda does.
Get the Hollywood Idiots Idols to trash Bush for you. Praise them lavishly.
7/8/04: Kerry calls a group of celebrities the “heart and soul” of America after they call President Bush a “cheap thug who sacrifices our young” and his Presidency “a self-serving regime of deceit, hypocrisy and belligerence.”
Attack Bush's family too!
7/9/04: Kerry-Edwards Florida Chairman Rep. Kendrick Meek says Jeb Bush “was like bin Laden after the 2000 election.”
Insinuate Bush is a racist.
7/15/04: Kerry criticizes President Bush for not speaking to the NAACP despite the group’s leaders comparing the President to a Nazi, a confederate, a Taliban member and a Jim Crow segregationist.
Use Teresa to attack. People like Teresa and she could use that cute little foreign way of speaking.
7/25/04: Teresa Heinz Kerry says “we have basically given scholarships to potential terrorists to become terrorists.”
Use a drunk, cold-blooded killer to attack the patriotism of the entire Republican party.
7/27/04: Ted Kennedy calls Republicans “false patriots.”
Attack the entire Republican party yourself. Get Teresa to talk about hell, she knows all about it!
8/2/04: Kerry calls a group of President Bush’s supporters “goons” and Teresa Heinz Kerry says they “want four more years of hell.”
Say Bush wants the terrorists to kill any Americans who happen to be Democrats.
8/16/04: Quoted in Newsweek, Kerry National Security adviser Rand Beers says the President underfunds homeland security because the most targeted areas are in Democratic states.
Get another Democrat who lied about where he was while doing his duty during the Vietnam War to call Cheney a coward.
8/16/04: Senator Tom Harkin calls Vice President Cheney a “coward.”
Keep the focus of the election on the Vietnam War.
9/2/04: Kerry responds to the Vice President’s convention speech by saying he served two tours of duty in Vietnam while the Vice President obtained deferments.
So. That will show the world when you say no more Mr. Nice Guy, you mean it.
You're welcome.
Posted by LindaSoG at September 14, 2004 04:14 PM