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November 15, 2004
Never Shake Hands With A Peacenik
Peace is good
Peace is great
That's why we must masturbate
Yeah. You read that right. Masturbate for Peace. An idea whose time has come (pun intended). Yep. Gotta love this: "Side with France, reach down your pants."
"There's no greater antidote for war than love. Feelings of hatred and distrust form the necessary basis of armed confrontation. Replace those negative feelings with love and you're halfway towards resolution of any conflict.
You can't love others without loving yourself first. And, of course, masturbation is the greatest expression of self-love. So it's natural that we, the citizens of the world, are joining together to masturbate for peace.
As we begin with this act of self-love, we encourage others to do the same, to take pleasure in life and to share masturbation's positive energy with a world in need."
But wait! There's more!
Oh how I wish I would have thought of that, what a great way to keep 'em off the streets! Oh my.
Check out the bumper stickers:
Top 10 Favorite Bumper Stickers:
10. War is silly, whack your willy
9. War's no joke, stop and stroke!
8. War is heinous, thumb your anus
7. I'm going blind for mankind
6. Abuse your middle piece, not the Middle East
5. All we are saying, is give peace a wank
4. War is out, pound your trout
3. Touch your sack, not Iraq
2. My bush doesn't declare war
1. I cum in peace
Don't miss the Poetry Page! Poetry Page:
support our troops, bring 'em home to play:
bisexual, straight or gay!
masturbate to stop this war
'cuz we don't want no killin' no more!
- San Diego radical cheerleaders
Laughing yet?
they say we should attack Iraq
but we say no, so let's fight back
there must be some other way
to make our politicians swaythe solution is at hand
take your dick and make a stand
drop your pants and get some grease
let's all masturbate for peace! - Lauren and Mandi
Mommy... make it stop...
Posted by LindaSoG at November 15, 2004 11:33 AM
Comments
Well, if their hands are thus occupied, at least they can't hold signs, write dumb forum posts or vote!
Posted by: Minarchist at November 15, 2004 09:37 PM