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December 25, 2004
Kerry Kissmas
If you haven't been following John Kerry closely, get ready to hear of surprising developments. The vote-defrauded, potential president-in-waiting has just indicated through his lawyer that the validity of George Bush's reelection is no longer a given.
Woo hoo and whoopie do! The author of this ridiculous bit of journalism covers his ass with a subheading that states: "Election Challenge likely on Jan 6th" but the frenzy over at DUmmie Land has begun:
"Now THAT'S what I want for Christmas! BTW - a very, very lovely pool shot. Mmm...Mama Teresa has got her one FINE man there!" -RevCheesehead
and
"Isn't she the luckiest? Dang it!!! Kerry divorce Theresa for me!! Just kidding! Theresa's a great woman, just very fortunate, that's all!" and "That's a mighty fine piece of art work God did there on that man!" -TexasChick
gak! I don't think you have enough money TexasChick but thanks for sharing.
This bit of breaking news has whipped the DUmmies into a frenzy both sexual and demented, complete with "Kerry Kissmas" fantasies. They are literally foaming at the mouth again as "Kerry Prepares the Grounds to Unconcede" on Monday, when all their dreams will come true.
Now that's entertainment!
Posted by LindaSoG at December 25, 2004 09:38 AM