January 05, 2005
Tsunami Conspiracy Exposed!
King Moonbat Joe Vialls dares to expose the conspiracy behind the tsunami:
It is beyond any doubt that a giant tidal wave (tsunami) smashed its way through South and South East Asia, and still had enough legs to continue all the way across the Indian Ocean to Africa, where it killed and injured a few hundred more. So the only question we must ask, is whether this tsunami was a natural or man-made catastrophe?
Hmm. If you were a moonbat, who would you blame for the tsunami? So many choices. If you are the kind of moonbat that posts on Democratic Underground, then you would blame the tsunami on George W. Bush. But... If you're not...
... we are back to the age-old question of "who benefits?", and in this particular case, "Who is insane enough to kill more than 150,000 civilians just to hang on to power?' Based on their past performance in Iraq and other luckless countries, it would seem that the only realistic candidates are Wolfowitz and company, striving as always to create a "One World Government".
Certainly no other nuclear powers including Russia and China stand to gain anything at all from such an outrageous mass murder, so, as always in the end, we come back to Sherlock Holmes via the pen of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle: "When you have ruled out the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, is the truth."
Please understand that I only scanned the "intelligence report" as it immediately becomes obvious that deep reading of the intelligence contained in the report is liable to cause severe brain damage. If you choose to read this thing, don't say I didn't warn you.
The DUmmies got a mention in the NY Times, will Joe? Probably not but cheer up Joe. This conspiracy theory is likely to be picked up and carried as front page news by the arab news media since it makes reference to the "Zionist Cabal" and manages to trace the cause of the tsunami right back to... yup, you guessed it... the Jooos!
You see, according to Joe, Australian Jews from New York caused the tsunami "for the huge reconstruction contracts in Asia, designed to replace the failed oil theft and reconstruction in Iraq, and keep poor old Zion on its tottering New York legs for a few more weeks or months."
Joe not only exposes conspiracies, but he has also been targeted by them as is evidenced by his receipt of an email from "some german guy" that "claimed that Wolfowitz had got hold of a critical weapon and was going to nuke Houston on either the 26 or 27 of December."
I never did read the whole email, but it seems very likely that it was initially circulated by Wolfowitz or one of his ilk, as a classic disinformation distraction. Try something along the lines of "You suckers all watch Houston very carefully on 26 December, while I nuke Asia behind your backs… "
Moonbat Joe saw right through that attempt to disinform him and as a result, the powers that be have been forced into an new conspiracy against Moonbat Joe:
Predictably perhaps, I remain permanently barred by American multinationals including Yahoo and PayPal, and more recently have had completely unacceptable restrictions placed on my web page layouts and graphics by others, who for the present will not be named. All seem intent on removing my content from the Internet completely, or in gaining 100% editorial control over my work.
Nevertheless, Joe dares to ask the age old question: "In the end, what the hell did it matter how many Goyim had to die?"
Joe makes this oh-so-important conclusion:
And, hey, on the credit side they'd already managed to kill more than 100,00 (sic) Muslims in Sumatra with a single tidal wave, which was partial payback for their own resounding defeats in Afghanistan and Iraq.
Mommy, make it stop. My head hurts.
Posted by LindaSoG at January 5, 2005 07:40 AM
There's no point disputing people like this. Rational arguments aren't
effective against paranoid schizophrenia. Thorazine might help.
Posted by: Van Helsing at January 5, 2005 08:03 PM
Yes. Let's blame the Jews and Blacks for weather related catastrophe. I suppose that Israel is responsible for the recent hurricanes while Africa generates blizzards in the Congo.
Posted by: geragos ghost at February 5, 2005 02:36 AM
The Tsunami was caused by a nuclear bomb sent to the sea bed, set by american forces, satellite images show a crater that goes deep, the earth quake was a coincidence, hundreds of thousands of muslims wiped out, meaning more than likely a few hundred were islamic terroist.
This paves the way for the next war due soon Iran.
Posted by: Hernan at February 6, 2005 05:13 PM
You should seek help and quickly, before these delusions take over your life.
Thanks for stopping by.
Posted by: LindaSoG at February 6, 2005 05:49 PM