Something... and Half of Something: Chocolate for Choice

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February 26, 2005

Chocolate for Choice

Chocolate loving baby killers unite!

6,000 square feet of tempting chocolate delicacies
13 Celebrity Judges
1 evening of utter decadence all supporting a woman's right to kill her babies... Priceless.

What level of baby killer do you want to be? For $35 you can be a Chocolate Bar Lover Baby Killer, but for $100 you can be Chocolate Fudge Lover Baby Killer and get a half-pound carry-out box for carting home samples of your favorite treats. For $135, you can be Chocolate Truffle Lover Baby Killer, that's the VIP level and comes with a private pre-event reception with our Celebrity Baby Killer Judges plus a one pound carry-out box.

Conspicuously absent: Chocolate condoms.

Posted by LindaSoG at February 26, 2005 08:31 AM