March 25, 2005
Guest Worker Program
Not to be confusted with the Guest Gang Member Program:
MIAMI -- Miami police say they arrested a member of a violent street gang as he pushed a shopping cart carrying two .22-caliber rifles and a shotgun.
Police arrested Edwin Reyes, 23, a citizen of Honduras, in downtown Miami Tuesday. They said he is a member of MS-13 (Mara Salvatrucha 13).
Reyes will be prosecuted federally for possessing firearms. Police said Reyes entered the country illegally, and he also faces administrative immigration charges for being an illegal alien.
The Guest Gang Member Program will help
criminals, er, illegal immigrants, um... undocumented gang members like Edwin, who are armed and dangerous felons, er, a threat to society, um... decent, hard working, energetic, ambitious, and optimistic people. They came to this country to rob, er, pillage and burn, um... help make America a stronger and better nation.
Edwin's presence in America has indeed reaffirmed the wisdom of remaining open to the talents and dreams of the world.
Yeah. That's the ticket!
Posted by LindaSoG at March 25, 2005 07:48 AM