Something... and Half of Something: Why We Win #8375869

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September 29, 2006

Why We Win #8375869

Robotic Frisbees of Death!

It ain't easy, picking out evil-doers in the urban canyons of the Middle East; there are so many places to hide. Taking 'em out can be even harder, what with all those noncombatants hanging nearby. But the Air Force thinks it might have an answer to this most vexing problem in counter-insurgency: frisbees.

Not just any frisbees, mind you. Robotic frisbees. Heavily armed robotic frisbees.

The circular drones will be lanuched "from munitions dispensers or by means of a simple mechanism similar to a shotgun target (skeet) launcher," Triton adds. Once in the air, they'll be tele-operated by soldiers on the ground. Or, if needed, the fightin' frisbees will pilot themselves as they hunt for guerrillas.

Once they catch up to the baddies, the drones will use a series of armor-piercing explosives, shooting jets of molten metal, to eliminate their targets. And these MEFP [Multiple Explosively Formed Penetrator] "warheads will be controllable so as to provide a single large fragment (bunker-buster) or tailorable pattern of smaller fragments (unprotected infantry or light utility vehicles)." The decision of whether to go bunker-buster or infantry-annihilator mode can either be determined by the drones' human operators, "or autonomous target classification routine built into the UAV."

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Oh, and did I mention The Genius Robot Cockroach Swarm?

USA! USA!!! USA!!!!

Posted by LindaSoG at September 29, 2006 06:43 AM


Comments

Don't you just wish this was available three years ago in Afghanistan or Sadr City, Iraq? Wow!!!

Posted by: Jack at September 29, 2006 10:22 AM


time to pit space age vs stone age

Posted by: sultan knish at September 30, 2006 09:55 PM