Something... and Half of Something: Another Convert to Islam?

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October 24, 2006

Another Convert to Islam?

Associated Press photographer Emilio Morenatti is on the fast track for conversion to the Religion of Peace, having been kidnapped by Palestinian terrorists in the Gaza Strip today. He was snatched off the street at gunpoint as he left his apartment.

I can hear his protests now... "hey, wait a minute, I'm with the AP, I'm on your side."

No matter, its still a good bet that Morenatti is about to embrace islam either way, just like the fox news reporters kidnapped in August.

Ghazi Hamad, spokesman for the Hamas-led Palestinian government, condemned the kidnapping, saying it "damages the reputation of the Palestinian people."

Fawzi Barhoum, a Hamas spokesman, said the kidnapping "contradicts our culture and our morals and our religion."

Saeb Erekat, a confidant of President Mahmoud Abbas of the moderate Fatah terrorist Party, also condemned Morenatti's kidnapping, saying it "harms Palestinian interests."

Yeah, sure. That's why Hamas published its handy dandy guidebook to kidnapping, complete with illustrations...

Yeah, yeah, I know I shouldn't bother you with facts, especially when they contradict our ever so honest and forthright media:

Palestinian militants terrorists in Gaza have often kidnapped foreign journalists and aid workers. All those kidnapped have been released unharmed.

Sure, all of those kidnapped by them there palestinian terrorists were released unharmed. Unless, of course, they're Jewish. Then, they get a bullet to the head, like Eliahu Asehri.

Posted by LindaSoG at October 24, 2006 12:42 PM