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November 26, 2006
Repeat after me... again...
There is no terrorist threat:
SKOWHEGAN -- The explosion of two homemade bombs inside Wal-Mart Saturday afternoon sent a store full of holiday shoppers scurrying for the exits.
Two acid bombs detonated in two separate aisles as the store was crowded with shoppers around 3:15 p.m. on Saturday, said Sgt. Joel Davis, fire investigation supervisor for the State Fire Marshal's Office. One of the bombs detonated in the pet area. The second was in the store's toy section, Davis said.
For the record, Skowhegan is in Maine. Maine is in the United States. And a similar bomb in another part of the state seriously injured a police officer. However, you should still feel safe, because the democrats are in the house, and there is no terrorist threat.
If I were a gambler, I'd put my money on a couple of white boys just having a little fun, because after all, there is no terrorist threat.
Nope, nothing to worry about...
UPDATE: Teenagers, that's all we know.... that and the fact that they placed a few other bombs...
Posted by LindaSoG at November 26, 2006 09:01 AM
Comments
Nancy Pelosi and Murtha....I just can't contemptate reality anymore.
Posted by: jane at November 26, 2006 10:07 AM
I'm sure that's how Hollywood will tell the story
Posted by: sultan knish at November 26, 2006 02:15 PM
Will this be on the news?
Posted by: DoubleU at November 26, 2006 03:34 PM
It doesn't qualify as a hate crime, so no likely it won't
Posted by: sultan knish at November 26, 2006 06:29 PM