Something... and Half of Something: Such a Conundrum

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August 31, 2007

Such a Conundrum

For obvious reasons that need no explanation here, I despise the anti-Military bastards over at Indymedia, and I despise the scumbag nazi skinheads over at VNN. So, when they came up against each other on the streets of Knoxville, the conundrum arose... between anti-American leftists hell bent on destroying America and the racist nazi pigs hell bent on destroying America, who do you root for? It was a question that had not come up before. Since I despise them both, equally, between these two evils, there appeared to be no lesser evil to choose.

Thankfully, I was spared from the moral dilemma since it was over before I heard about it, and now I can just tell you about it. But... I have to tell you Indymedia's side of the story, because for once, the skinheads ain't braggin... and... the news reports kinda confirm it.

On the streets of Knoxville last May, it appears that the Knoxville Chapter of IndyMedia kkkicked some kkklan butt:

the VNN Vanguard Nazi/KKK group attempted to host a hate rally to try to take advantage of the brutal murder of a white couple for media and recruitment purposes.

Unfortunately for them the 100th ARA (Anti Racist Action) clown block came and handed them their asses by making them appear like the asses they were.

Alex Linder the founder of VNN and the lead organizer of the rally kicked off events by rushing the clowns in a fit of rage, and was promptly arrested by 4 Knoxville police officers who dropped him to the ground when he resisted and dragged him off past the red shiny shoes of the clowns.

I confess, over the years, I've had more than a few run-ins with VNN, their webiste is a cesspool of insanity and hatred, where they sign their posts with catchy slogans like "next time, build more ovens." I take it personal, just as I take the islamists personal, because, it is personal. They are talking about killing me, and celebrating the murder of my relatives.

“White Power!” the Nazi’s shouted, “White Flour?” the clowns yelled back running in circles throwing flour in the air and raising separate letters which spelt “White Flour”.

“White Power!” the Nazi’s angrily shouted once more, “White flowers?” the clowns cheers and threw white flowers in the air and danced about merrily.

“White Power!” the Nazi’s tried once again in a doomed and somewhat funny attempt to clarify their message, “ohhhhhh!” the clowns yelled “Tight Shower!” and held a solar shower in the air and all tried to crowd under to get clean as per the Klan’s directions.

At this point several of the Nazi’s and Klan members began clutching their hearts as if they were about to have a heart attack. Their beady eyes bulged, and the veins in their tiny narrow foreheads beat in rage. One last time they screamed “White Power!”

The clown women thought they finally understood what the Klan was trying to say. “Ohhhhh…” the women clowns said. “Now we understand…”, “WIFE POWER!” they lifted the letters up in the air, grabbed the nearest male clowns and lifted them in their arms and ran about merrily chanting “WIFE POWER! WIFE POWER! WIFE POWER!”

Yeah, just the kind of stupidity you can only get from the looney left, noteworthy only because it appeared to work quite well on the skinheads. In the end, the big bad rough and tough nazi skinheads ran away, surrendering to the looney leftist pussy-assed clowns of Indymedia.

Its almost... poetic.

Posted by LindaSoG at August 31, 2007 07:30 AM


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